Eddie caught a bottle of tadpoles for Angeline.
How 'sweet', hahahaha.
Huiyi carelessly kicked the bottle and killed 4 of her tadpoles.
That's sad. LMAO.
Did spontaneous writing for English.
We were given a small piece of newspaper article about teens getting into trouble these days and were required to write our views.
Before we pen our views, Ms Toh told us A LOT about her personal experiences in the working society and so on.
Man, I LOVE IT when she tells us her personal experiences.
They never fail to amuse me somehow, and they were interesting!
She told us a lot about how strict her secondary school was.
I asked Daniel what school she was from, but he didn't know.
So he asked Ms Toh, "what girls' school are you from ah?"
Ms Toh answered with a smile, "the green-polka dotted school."
I was like, "huh? Ohh.. St Magaret's?"
Damn.. I didn't know St Magaret's used to (maybe they still do now) provide skin care courses, nails courses, fashion courses and so on to train girls to be more feminine.
She said that skinny people are less likely to gain respect in the working society because skinny people tend to look frail.. yada yada.
But that isn't the end of the world for skinny people as they were taught by the image consultants on how to scale themselves up by wearing a jacket to boost their confidence or something like that.
I find them uber useful :)
She also told us about job interviews, MOE's especially.
The interviewers just keep bombarding you with questions in a rather haughty manner.
According to Ms Toh, they'll just simply throw questions like, "why do you want to teach English, not Maths and Maths, not English? Why do you want to quit your previous job that pays higher than this?"
Hahahahaha, oh my god.
Mother Tongue was next, and Ms Cheong came into the classroom extremely late.
She claimed that she forgot that she has lessons with us, like what the hell..
Yeah, we only had one period, and one period is equals to 35 minutes.
She came 30 minutes later, and blamed Xiaoqing for not going to the general office to call her up.
Then she scolded and scolded.. as it if was TOTALLY Xiaoqing's fault.
I really feel for Xiaoqing. She never fails to get reprimanded by teachers who think that the class chairperson is responsible for EVERYTHING.
In the end, Xiaoqing cried.
Goddammit, being a chairperson this year is really not easy!
Hannan was the chairperson last year, and I didn't see him getting all these shits.
Unfair, isn't it?
Anyway, Tetrina sort of changed the lyrics of a song.
It's about that bitch who backstabbed W.T.F (Wenqin, Tetrina and Fiona la..) last year.
This year, she begged Tetrina to forgive her probably due to the decrement in friends and also because she's jealous of the strong bonds among W.T.F.
I know, there are 2 sayings in English, "to err is human, to forgive, divine," and "let bygones be bygones" and we should forgive her since she claimed that she have already 'realized her mistakes'.
Hahaha. You know, there is also a saying in English that says, "a leopard never changes its spots." So therefore, she cannot be forgiven.
For those who are new to my blog, and are unaware of what is happening, feel free to read through my archives, or if you're uber lazy like pig like that, this backstabber accused me of stealing Wenqin from her way back in 2004 like as if Wenqin belonged to her. Crap..
I was maligned and pissed, and I thought, "that's it man. That's the end of our friendship."
A few months later, she sms-ed me and wanted to reconcile.
I thought that she'd change for the better, so I forgave her in the end.
And guess what she did to W.T.F lasy year? She went around badmouthing us.
Evil bitch.
Here's the song lyrics that Tetrina re-composed for me which I'd like to share with you guys.
ITS MEGA FUNNY LA. I nearly died of laughing HAHAHA.
Song title: Wenqin
(originally named 'Boyfriend', by Ashlee Simpson; so sing to the tune of that song. To make life easier, I've changed the song of this blog to this. Click the 'play' button of the player located on the left frame to listen.)
Credits to Tetrina.. and 1/4 me. Haha.
Verse 1:
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
(Whore.. Whore..)
Stop flirting around
How you been feeling?
How you been feeling?
(Whore.. Whore..)
Don't you drag me in
All the stabs you gave me
All the shit
Can't believe
All the lies that you told
Just to ease your own soul
But I'm smarter than that
No, I don't give a damn
No.. no.. HA!
Chorus:
Hey how long will you take the fact (that) you're fat
Don't wear such tight shirts to school
I didn't steal ya Wenqin
Hey how long will you stop that crap of yours
Cos you really suck big time
I didn't steal ya Wenqin
Verse 2:
Well you're sorry
Then you called me
And then I answered my telephone
Don't be afraid
I won't complain
And when I go back to school
I'm gonna laugh at you
Just got back my class test
Definitely more than yours (referring to the marks)
Guess that you will fail it
As you slack all day long
All you want is a pass
Then you'll whine all the way
(Whore.. Whore..)
HA!
Chorus:
Hey how long will you take the fact (that) you're fat
Don't wear such tight shirts to school
I didn't steal ya Wenqin
Hey how long will you take the fact (that) you're fat
Don't wear such tight shirts to school
I didn't steal ya Wenqin
Hey how long will stop looking at us
Instead of your horrendous face
I didn't steal ya Wenqin
Hey how long will you stop pestering Tet
Don't you have a malay gang
I didn't steal ya Wenqin
(Whore.. Whore.. Whore..)
HA!
(Whore.. Whore.. Whore..)
HA!
Verse 3:
Please stop faking innocence
We're getting sick of that
Always secretly looking (at) us
Like you wanna reconcile
Chorus:
Hey how long will you take the fact (that) you're fat
Don't wear your brother's shirts to school
I didn't steal your Wenqin
Hey how long will you shut that mouth of yours
You can really kiss my ass
I didn't steal ya Wenqin
Hey how long can you use your same old tricks
Gaining sympathy doesnt work
I didn't steal ya Wenqin
Hey how long will you learn to not to slouch
Which reveals your tummy fats
I didn't steal ya Wenqin
Whore.. Whore.. Whore..
HA!
Whore..
I didn't steal ya Wenqin
Whore.. Whore.. Whore..
HA!
Whore..
I didn't steal ya Wenqin
I edited some areas, haha.
Tetrina, you're godly intelligent! HAHAHAHAHA!
You have to listen to the song while you read the lyrics because without the song, you will find the lyrics uber irritating.
Alright.. I'm gonna end here.
I shall be getting back my social studies paper tomorrow.
I HOPE I PASSED! TY!
BYE