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-- Why im-glamorous?
// Definition of glamorous (American spelling) : Attractive.
// im-glamorous.blogdrive (previously jellybeaniex.blogdrive) has attracted readers from all around the world including Singaporeans and Indonesians, yada yada. I have been bombarded umpteen times by regular readers on my tagboard (oh, the irony) for criticising their idols such as Fiona Xie, S.H.E (I wonder how they ever made it big) and Jolin Tsai. Feeling traumatized and afraid that the blog will become more popular, I decided to move my blog to the current URL.

-- Why jellybeaniex?
// Definition of jellybeaniex : jellybean with additional letters i, e and x.
// I love the colours and texture of jellybeans.
// I know having additional yet unnecessary alphabets at the end of a word makes one look twitish. I wanted to register jellybeans or jellybeanx @hotmail.com but much to my dismay, they were in use. Left with no choice, I registered jellybeaniex@hotmail.com instead. That explains the previous URL of this blog.


This blog belongs to FIONA and she is going to be 17 this November, the 20th day. The first time she started blogging was during the mid of 2004. The first website she made was based on THE ... more?


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What do I long for?

CD Albums
1. Minutes to Midnight (Linkin Park; $20)
2. The High Road (Jojo; $20)
3. Do The A-Side (Do As Infinity; $21)
4. All The Right Reasons (Nickelback; $20)
5. Mr A-Z (Jason Mraz; $20)
6. PCD (The Pussycat Dolls; $20)
7. Life in Cartoon Motion (Mika; $20)
8. We Major (Fort Minor; $??)
9. The Sweet Escape (Gwen Stefani; $19)
10. Black Holes and Revelations (Muse; $20)
11. B Day (Beyonce (deluxe edition); $20)
12. The Dutchess (Fergie; $18)
13. Good Girl Gone Bad (Rihanna; $20)
OTHERS
1. Jasc/Corel Paintshop Pro X ($219)
2. Get At Least 14 Points (L1R4) and At Least 20 Points (L1R5) for O Levels
4. Visit My Dream Places: Korea, Los Angeles and Paris
5. Learning Other Languages: Korean, French, Spanish, Russian and Thai
6. To have my own credit card
7. Be part of LPU and FMM (US$55/annum)



World Wide Web..

My Myspace.
BoA lyrics.
BoAjjang - All about BoA.
BoAjjang forums.
Fort Minor - All about Fort Minor.
Fort Minor forums.
@ioMobile forums - Singapore's Forum.
5A1 Forum - My Class' Forum.
Friendster - Meet new people.
Google - The best search engine on the internet.
Urban Dictionary - The meaning of words not in your dictionary.
The Superficial - All about Hollywood/US celebrities.
Babel Fish - Online translator.
HappyTreeFriends - Funny but gross.
AlbinoBlackSheep - Funny clips.
Mess.be - More MSN addons.
DeviantArt - The world of ART.
God Tower - Requires lots of brain juice.


YOUTUBE LINKS..

Punk'd - Mike Shinoda (L)
Punk'd - Doug Robb (L)
Daler Mehndi - Tunak Tun (M/L)
10 Minutes in the Library (L) South Park - It's Easy, Mmkay? (M/L)
South Park - Kyle's Mom is a Bitch (M/L)

L=Laughable; M=Music; T=Trailers.
For favourite music videos, check out 'My Top Chart' below the page.


PROMINENT BLOGS WORTH READING..

BlinkyMummy, Ah-beng lover.
HaroSingapore!, the life of a 1/2 paparazzi 1/2 journalist.
Kennysia, clowning.
Mike Shinoda, <3!
Mooiness!, a dog lover.
Mr Brown, PODCAST!
Paperdoll blog - Traditional costume sketches.
Rockson, the guy with big horse.
Tomorrow.sg, gossip.. gossip..
Xiaxue, bitching and camwhoring.


RESPECTABLE BLOGS..

Museum of Twits, where Twits are ostracised.
The Twitionary, a Twitish-English dictionary.
The Twit Hunter, where Twits AND stupid people get mocked at.
Twits Must Die, where Twits are dissed.
The Anti-Ah Lian Team, features only Ah Lians.
Your Guys XXXposed, exposing guys from mIRC.

Rude Singaporeans, all about inconsiderate natives.


OTHER BLOGS..

three-a-one, my class blog.
Hillgrove SS, blog of Hilly.
Adelene Cheng, was one of the top scorers for N-level in Hilly.
Andy Ng, has officially abandoned his blog.
Angeline Kuang, doesn't speak mandarin often.
Cassandra Kwok, loves scandalous news.
Chrissie Woodford, speaks to me only in English.
Cheryl Lim, has a smile similar to Cameron Diaz's.
Clara Lim, is qualified to star in 'Girls Gone Wild'.
Cynthia Sua, loves suntanning.
Daniel E, is not funny.
Doris Swee, a mommy's girl.
Gary Kwek, loves his girl.
Tan Guo Wei, a happy-go-lucky guy.
Ismail, friendly person.
Jennifer Chua, is committed to her BGR relationship.
Joan Ong, a cheerful and ever-smiling girl.
John Tan, is obsessed with muscles.
Joshua Yeo, is a wine enthusiast.
Han Peiling, is the source of rumours.
Lim Jian Ming, is hardworking all of a sudden.
Mirabel, a devoted and compassionate Christian.
Percival Tan, has a very unique name.
Rachelle Yeo, is not anorexic nor bulimic.
Randy Png, can't live without music.
Roy Aliff, Billie J Armstrong look-alike.
Teo Ruishan, has many nicknames.
Seah Yi Qian, being a gamer is her future ambition.
Sean Lau, works towards his goal.
Vammy Pak, a cat lover.
Loo Wenqin, speaks good Hongkong-English!
Woo Xiaomin, a self-proclaimed devil worshipper.
Ke Xiaoqing, doesn't know that books are actually harmless.
Guo Yuchan, is able to explain the unexplainable.
Lee Zhenhong, introduces good music videos to me.

MY FAVOURITE ENTRIES..

Artistes Should Be Original
My Puppies
Rude Adults
Racism
The Remake of Boyfriend
Differences Between Xiaxue and I
Differences Between Xiaxue and I (accusation)


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HIGHLY RECOMMENDED []
Falling Leaves by Adeline Yen Mah

The Lost Boy by David Pelzer

ADOPTABLES []
Adoptables I've created when I have nothing to do :)


(married -- plain)



(married -- with text)


(schoolgirl -- plain)


(schoolboy -- plain)


POLLS []
*sticky* Just trying to be a nosey-parker :D
How old are you this year?
12 and below.
13-16. (yay, NC16 movies :DD!!)
17-20. (AHHh M18 MOVIES!!)
21 and above. (damn, you can watch R21 movies already :\ )
UHHHH.. I'M NOT TELLING :((!!
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Honestly..
You're working in a company that pays $3000/month and you're well-liked by the boss there. One day, another company wants to employ you, and is willing to offer twice your current pay. You will..
Quit my current job and join the company that is willing to pay me more, DUH!
Stay in my current company. I can't bear to leave this place and my employer who has always been nice to me.. :-(
Others - Please specify.
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MY TOP CHARTS []
TOP SONGS
June-July 2007

#1. Linkin Park - Bleed It Out
#2. Rihanna - Shut Up & Drive
#3. Aly & AJ - Potential Break-Up Song
#4. My Chemical Romance - Teenagers
#5. Avril Lavigne feat. Lil Mama - Girlfriend
#6. Shakira - Las De La Intuicion (Pure Intuition)
#7. Justin Timberlake - Lovestoned
#8. Gym Class Heroes - Clothes Off!
#9. Timbaland feat. Keri Hilson - The Way I Are
#10. Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats
#11. Enrique Iglesias - Do You Know (The Ping Pong Song)
#12. Daddy Yankee feat. Fergie - Impacto
#13. Amy Winehouse - Rehab
#14. Lil Mama - Lipgloss
#15. Maroon 5 - Wake Up Call
#16. The Click Five - Jenny
#17. The White Stripes - Icky Thump
#18. 30 Seconds to Mars - From Yesterday
#19. Madonna - Hey You
#20. Fall Out Boy - The Take Over, The Break's Over


50 TOP SONGS
2006

#1. Fort Minor - Remember The Name
#2. Christina Aguilera - Ain't No Other Man
#3. Fort Minor (feat. Holly Brook & Jonah Matranga) - Where'd You Go
#4. Natalie - Love You So
#5. Fort Minor - Petrified
#6. Fort Minor - Believe Me
#7. Nelly Furtado (feat. Timbaland) - Promiscuous
#8. Muse - Starlight
#9. Shakira (feat. Wyclef Jean) - Hips Don't Lie
#10. Jojo - Too Little Too Late
#11. Holly Brook - Heavy
#12. Saving Jane - Girl Next Door
#13. Muse - Supermassive Black Hole
#14. Lily Allen - LDN
#15. Beyonce - Irreplaceable
#16. Christina Aguilera - Hurt
#17. "Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy
#18. Beyonce (feat. Jay-Z) - Deja Vu
#19. Sean Paul (feat. Keyshia Cole) - Give It Up To Me
#20. Nickelback - Faraway
#21. Breaking Benjamin - The Diary of Jane
#22. Cassie - Me & U
#23. Fergie (feat. Will.I.Am) - Fergalicious
#24. Fort Minor - Be Somebody
#25. Aly & AJ - Chemicals React
#26. Nickelback - Savin' Me
#27. Daddy Yankee - Rompe
#28. Relient K - Who I Am Hates Who I've Been
#29. Cassie - Long Way 2 Go
#30. High School Musical - Stick To The Status Quo
#31. My Chemical Romance - Welcome To The Black Parade
#32. OK GO - Here It Goes Again
#33. High School Musical - Breaking Free
#34. High School Musical - We're All In This Together
#35. Panic! At The Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies
#36 Scissor Sisters - Don't Feel Like Dancing
#37. Taking Back Sunday - Liar (It Takes One to Know One)
#38. Paula Deandra - Walk Away
#39. All Saints - Rock Steady
#40. The Pussycat Dolls (feat. Snoop Dogg) - Buttons
#41. Three Grace Pain - Pain
#42. P. Diddy (feat. Christina Aguilera) - Tell Me
#43. Paris Hilton - Nothing in This World
#44. RBD - Tu Amor
#45. Justin Timberlake - My Love
#46. Jessica Simpson - A Public Affair
#47. James Morrison - You Give Me Something
#48. Hinder - Lips of An Angel
#49. Danity Kane - Show Stopper
#50. Gnarls Barkley - Crazy


TOP MUSIC VIDEOS

#1. Christina Aguilera - Hurt
#2. "Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy
#3. High School Musical Casts - Stick To The Status Quo
#4. Nickelback - Faraway
#5. Justin Timberlake - My Love

TOP TV PROGRAMMES

#1. MTV's Total Request Live (TRL)
#2. MTV's Where My Dogs At
#3. MTV's Boiling Point




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Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Tetrina, the lyricist!

Eddie caught a bottle of tadpoles for Angeline.
How 'sweet', hahahaha.
Huiyi carelessly kicked the bottle and killed 4 of her tadpoles.
That's sad. LMAO.

Did spontaneous writing for English.
We were given a small piece of newspaper article about teens getting into trouble these days and were required to write our views.
Before we pen our views, Ms Toh told us A LOT about her personal experiences in the working society and so on.
Man, I LOVE IT when she tells us her personal experiences.
They never fail to amuse me somehow, and they were interesting!
She told us a lot about how strict her secondary school was.
I asked Daniel what school she was from, but he didn't know.
So he asked Ms Toh, "what girls' school are you from ah?"
Ms Toh answered with a smile, "the green-polka dotted school."
I was like, "huh? Ohh.. St Magaret's?"
Damn.. I didn't know St Magaret's used to (maybe they still do now) provide skin care courses, nails courses, fashion courses and so on to train girls to be more feminine.
She said that skinny people are less likely to gain respect in the working society because skinny people tend to look frail.. yada yada.
But that isn't the end of the world for skinny people as they were taught by the image consultants on how to scale themselves up by wearing a jacket to boost their confidence or something like that.
I find them uber useful :)
She also told us about job interviews, MOE's especially.
The interviewers just keep bombarding you with questions in a rather haughty manner.
According to Ms Toh, they'll just simply throw questions like, "why do you want to teach English, not Maths and Maths, not English? Why do you want to quit your previous job that pays higher than this?"
Hahahahaha, oh my god.

Mother Tongue was next, and Ms Cheong came into the classroom extremely late.
She claimed that she forgot that she has lessons with us, like what the hell..
Yeah, we only had one period, and one period is equals to 35 minutes.
She came 30 minutes later, and blamed Xiaoqing for not going to the general office to call her up.
Then she scolded and scolded.. as it if was TOTALLY Xiaoqing's fault.
I really feel for Xiaoqing. She never fails to get reprimanded by teachers who think that the class chairperson is responsible for EVERYTHING. 
In the end, Xiaoqing cried.
Goddammit, being a chairperson this year is really not easy!
Hannan was the chairperson last year, and I didn't see him getting all these shits.
Unfair, isn't it?

Anyway, Tetrina sort of changed the lyrics of a song.
It's about that bitch who backstabbed W.T.F (Wenqin, Tetrina and Fiona la..) last year.
This year, she begged Tetrina to forgive her probably due to the decrement in friends and also because she's jealous of the strong bonds among W.T.F.
I know, there are 2 sayings in English, "to err is human, to forgive, divine," and "let bygones be bygones" and we should forgive her since she claimed that she have already 'realized her mistakes'.
Hahaha. You know, there is also a saying in English that says, "a leopard never changes its spots." So therefore, she cannot be forgiven.
For those who are new to my blog, and are unaware of what is happening, feel free to read through my archives, or if you're uber lazy like pig like that, this backstabber accused me of stealing Wenqin from her way back in 2004 like as if Wenqin belonged to her. Crap..
I was maligned and pissed, and I thought, "that's it man. That's the end of our friendship."
A few months later, she sms-ed me and wanted to reconcile.
I thought that she'd change for the better, so I forgave her in the end.
And guess what she did to W.T.F lasy year? She went around badmouthing us.
Evil bitch. 

Here's the song lyrics that Tetrina re-composed for me which I'd like to share with you guys.
ITS MEGA FUNNY LA. I nearly died of laughing HAHAHA.

 

 

Song title: Wenqin
(originally named 'Boyfriend', by Ashlee Simpson; so sing to the tune of that song. To make life easier, I've changed the song of this blog to this. Click the 'play' button of the player located on the left frame to listen.)
Credits to Tetrina.. and 1/4 me. Haha.

Verse 1:
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
(Whore.. Whore..)
Stop flirting around
How you been feeling?
How you been feeling?
(Whore.. Whore..)
Don't you drag me in

All the stabs you gave me
All the shit
Can't believe
All the lies that you told
Just to ease your own soul
But I'm smarter than that
No, I don't give a damn

No.. no.. HA!

Chorus:
Hey how long will you take the fact (that) you're fat
Don't wear such tight shirts to school
I didn't steal ya Wenqin

Hey how long will you stop that crap of yours
Cos you really suck big time
I didn't steal ya Wenqin

Verse 2:
Well you're sorry
Then you called me
And then I answered my telephone
Don't be afraid
I won't complain
And when I go back to school
I'm gonna laugh at you

Just got back my class test
Definitely more than yours (referring to the marks)
Guess that you will fail it
As you slack all day long
All you want is a pass
Then you'll whine all the way
(Whore.. Whore..)
HA!

Chorus:
Hey how long will you take the fact (that) you're fat
Don't wear such tight shirts to school
I didn't steal ya Wenqin

Hey how long will you take the fact (that) you're fat
Don't wear such tight shirts to school
I didn't steal ya Wenqin

Hey how long will stop looking at us
Instead of your horrendous face
I didn't steal ya Wenqin

Hey how long will you stop pestering Tet
Don't you have a malay gang
I didn't steal ya Wenqin

(Whore.. Whore.. Whore..)
HA!
(Whore.. Whore.. Whore..)
HA!

Verse 3:
Please stop faking innocence
We're getting sick of that
Always secretly looking (at) us
Like you wanna reconcile

Chorus:
Hey how long will you take the fact (that) you're fat
Don't wear your brother's shirts to school
I didn't steal your Wenqin

Hey how long will you shut that mouth of yours
You can really kiss my ass
I didn't steal ya Wenqin

Hey how long can you use your same old tricks
Gaining sympathy doesnt work
I didn't steal ya Wenqin

Hey how long will you learn to not to slouch
Which reveals your tummy fats
I didn't steal ya Wenqin

Whore.. Whore.. Whore..
HA!
Whore..
I didn't steal ya Wenqin
Whore.. Whore.. Whore..
HA!
Whore..
I didn't steal ya Wenqin

 

I edited some areas, haha.
Tetrina, you're godly intelligent! HAHAHAHAHA!
You have to listen to the song while you read the lyrics because without the song, you will find the lyrics uber irritating.

Alright.. I'm gonna end here.
I shall be getting back my social studies paper tomorrow.
I HOPE I PASSED! TY!

BYE


-----> at 3/1/2006 8:37:39 pm



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