I've been listening to S.H.E for the last 1 and a half weeks.
No, I didn't start liking them. Ah, I WILL NEVER BE ONE OF THEIR FANS.
I didn't listen to them willingly; I was FORCED to listen, which sucked.
Well, majority of my colleagues are chinese, so the songs they listen to are usually in mandarin.
One female colleague who sits behind me would switch on the radio and tune in to Y.E.S. 93.3FM every morning once she reaches the office.
I can't request for a change in radio station, because that is considered as disrespectful, I guess? And I can't possibly stop what she wants to do.
Umm, I'd NEVER listen to Y.E.S. 93.3FM because songs sung by S.H.E (and other chinese artistes I dislike) will, no doubt, be played as it's a mandarin radio station.
To spare myself the horror, I've been trying to refrain myself from listening to Y.E.S. 93.3FM.
Honestly speaking, I've not heard any of the whores' (S.H.E) songs since what, 6 months ago because I would get off my couch whenever there is a commercial break on TV (God knows when the whores would release another duplicated album and advertise it) and continue with what I last did on my computer.
Okay anyway, this colleague of mine would leave the radio switched on until she knocks off.
So that's like, more than 9 hours.
UGH! Just kill me. 9 hours of mental distortion and worrying (that an S.H.E song would be played after the present song)! Really, I would rather you slit my throat so that the suffering would end.
I know, I know. I sound like a 10 year-old girl whining and whining about how she hates a band, but I REALLY CAN'T STAND BANDS WHO ARE SO DAMN UNORGINAL! Since there is nothing I can do to stop them, I have no choice but to lambaste and expose them here. HAHAHAHAHA.
It'll be good if there are flamers (the whores' fans or some blind/tone-deaf passers-by), because that proves that they READ my post are affected by it.
I love to see these stupid fans get mad, so yeah, go ahead and flame me
Yuppi-doo-dee
I don't mind artistes who copy some songs because that's what most artistes do these days.
Well, but S.H.E ADAPTED more than 5 songs! That's A LOT, okay?
One of the most recent songs they took was Westlife's Soledad. Ha, WHAT THE HELL?
Oh puh-lese. Is that the best your composers or songwriters can do? Stop being such cheapos. I know you're rich, so why don't you get better composers or songwriters who can write ORIGINAL songs?

On Thursday, one male colleague of mine needed my help in arranging some documents, so I went to the conference room, thinking that I could finally end my sorrow.
As I was helping to sort the documents out, the same colleague and three others came in with a laptop.
He switched on his laptop and played some classical music, but one of the 3 colleagues complained, "Woah, your songs very sian (boring) leh! Can change song or not?" in which the owner of the laptop replied, "Okay, what song do you want?"
The colleague answered, "Ermmm, I want S.H.E songs! Got or not??"
SERIOUSLY, I nearly puked the water I was drinking and fell off the chair.
I gave a loud sigh but none heard me.
So my male colleague went to play ALL the S.H.E songs on his music folder!
WALAO!!!!!!! I was like, disturbed! I felt like I was sexually harrassed!
The volume was amplified, and what went into my ears was only, "Ni Shi Tian, Ni Shi Guang, Ni Shi Mei Li De Shen Hua!" (Not bad, eh? I have pretty good memory)
WALAO EH!!!
I couldn't concentrate on what I was doing.
I stupidly tried to cover my ears with my jacket, but to no avail.
GODDAMMIT! WOULD SOMEONE STOP THE CHANTING!!?
Oh well, anyway, after the one who requested for S.H.E songs left (WTH BITCH! ), my male colleague asked if I wanted to dedicate a song.
So I replied quickly, "Oh, I'm more into English songs. Any English songs will do.." (I said "English sHongs" again and again! Ugh, embarrassing..)
And yes! He switched to another song! YAY!

Recently, I've been hearing negative news about the whores, but these news may not be negative to them since they are so attention seeking.
The one I heard last month was about Hebe almost exposing her nipples while dancing during a live performance. (SOURCE)
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA!! Hebe was PWNT. Like, finally.
She has became more arrogant ever since she dated spastic Jay Zhou who sound as if he had constipation while singing Qian Li Zhi Wai (oops!).
And that's what she got in return -- NIPPLE SLIP!
I don't understand why she is so well-liked by people when she is such a normal-looking person with that annoying squeaky voice.
And whenever she is asked a question, her lips would stretch and she would try to show her disgusting puppy eyes.
Initially, I was rather fine with it, as I thought she was just imitating someone.
But I started to get irritated after seeing her doing the same thing SEVERAL TIMES!

Okay, anyone watched the sitcom of I Not Stupid II last Saturday?
There was one part which really cracked me up.
Tom wanted to stop playing chess with Chengcai, so he got some members from the chess club in school to play with him.
Apparently, the members were all plump girls.. those seductive kind, you know?
I forgot what their names were, but I remember they mentioned that they were 'S.H.E'!
I totally lawlzed when I heard that!
Hahahaha, their fans will cry if S.H.E were to become like them one day!

I was searching for more S.H.E scandals on Google, and I came across this Wikipedia page which showed all the informations about them.
I immediately pressed the Page Down button on my keyboard after the page had loaded completely as I didn't want to see any of their pictures.
There was one section which states all the cover songs (in other words, the songs they COPIED) they did.
If I'm not wrong, it should be the second last section.
OH GOD, they took Destiny's Child's song? What the hell, they ought to be hung and shot in the heart a hundred times.
Jolin Tsai and Jocie Guo are another copycats though.
Therefore, I think it'll be better if Ella changes her christian name to another name that starts with the letter 'I' (E.g. Ila. HAHAHAHA!!), Jolin changes her christian name to another name that starts with the letter 'T' (E.g. Tinkerbell  Kidding.) and Jocie changes her name to another name that starts with the letter 'Z' (E.g. Zozie, since her current name is weird too, so I reckon she likes weird and 'unique' names) so that they can form a band called S.H.I.T.Z.
Cool, eh?

Anyway, I bet another cover song S.H.E or Jocie Guo is gonna do next will be one of Fort Minor's songs.
Remember the song Where'd You Go? It was a hit everywhere.
S.H.E is probably gonna collaborate with Jocie and Jay Zhou to sing or rap the chinese version of the song.
This may be part of their stupid lyrics:

I tell you, if that really happens, I'm gonna like, skin them alive and rip them apart.
Warner Bros and Machine Shop better not give them the permission to remake the song, or I'll go crazy and start ranting at Fort Minor forums.

Okay, enough of the whores. I'm sick and tired of mentioning their names.

Wenqin started working in my company today!
One incompetent colleague of mine just got sacked so Wenqin was hired right after she was interviewed on Monday because there was a shortage of employees in the company.
Today is her first day at work and she had like a whole lot of work to do.
I remember when I first joined the company, I was bored stiff as I wasn't assign any task.
Her working hours is practically longer than mine, so I think she is gonna get a higher salary. Hahahaha.
Although we are working in the same company now, we are at different departments.
So we can't speak to each other until lunch time.

Angeline, Adelene, Elton, Kimchuan, Gerald and I went out yesterday to buy the food needed for tomorrow's BBQ.
These were the only kind souls who were willing to help us out.
You know, I am pissed off by my classmates who have no sense of enthusiasm at all.
On Monday, Angeline, Adelene and I were busily finding some guys to help us with the frozen food, but guess what? None of the guys, except for those three mentioned above were willing to help.
Some were missing in action, some didn't reply to our messages while the rest were simply workaholics.
We were also told that some of my classmates had decided not to go for the chalet even though they had already paid the money.
The main reason was because they had to work during the chalet days.
Ugh, spoilsports. These people are seriously not gonna survive in Poly.
Anyway, the first place we went yesterday was the BBQ Wholesale Centre at Frankel Avenue.
The girls went there first to order the frozen food while the guys came later.
After we left the place, we headed to Sheng Siong Supermarket at Ten Mile Junction.
On the train to Jurong East interchange, there were three girls sitting behind us.
These girls were VERY inconsiderate. Apparently, they brought their mini speakers into the train and blasted their music in there like they owned the whole cabin.
The songs they were playing were Techno/Trance, and they are NOT even nice! IRRITATING LIKE HELL!
Like, hello!? I think they had mistaken the train for a disco?
Adelene and I were basically staring at them and whispering to each other, saying how annoying they were.
I eventually had enough of their Techno music so I decided to listen to my own music instead.
We finally reached Jurong East and went to Choa Chu Kang station.
Because none of us stays at Choa Chu Kang, we rarely take the LRT train.
So, yes, we took the wrong train.
We took the wrong train twice. We managed to get the third train right after asking a cleaner at the station.
The LRT is so damn complicated. Ugh.

It was Hari Raya Aidilfitri, so we saw many Malays in their traditional costumes.
I have to admit that they were all so neat and smart-looking as compared to the chinese celebrating Chinese New Year.
The chinese don't dress in Cheong-sam and other traditional costumes anymore these days when they visit their relatives. Every chinese has become westernized! So sad...
Umm, I saw a malay family of 6 wearing costumes of the SAME colour! SO PRETTY!!
Some malay children were so cute! I felt like pinching their cheeks. Hahahahahah!

Okay, I shall stop here.
I'll be away to class chalet for the next 2 and a half days.
I will be back with pictures!

Happy Halloween in advance!
Seeya!