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Yes, that didn't make any sense because I made that up.
And because I THINK it's created by me, I am gonna trademark it like how Paris Hilton trademarked her 'That's hot!' statement to prevent others from using it.
HAHAHAHAHAH!! Nah, obviously I was kidding.
Hmm, what baffles me is that, why would someone trademark something that has been used for ages?
It is either Paris Hilton is being selfish or like what Young mentioned, she really has half of a brain.

Mmkay, the point of this entry isn't about Paris Hilton having IQ as low as a slug's.
I wouldn't wish to waste my precious time on a pampered cunt anyway.
Well, after delaying for about a month, I can finally bring up an issue I've always wanted to blog about.
Therefore, three-quarter of this entry will be about discrimination and racism, so please bear with me.
But before I touch onto these topics, I would like to rant about how inconsiderate Singaporeans are, again.
I know, I know. I sound like I detest my home country to death, but seriously I don't.
In fact, I'm so freakin' proud to be a Singaporean that I am so freakin' concern about the manners of the locals.
Goodness. What the hell happened to our fellow Singaporeans?
No offence but, did Hongkongers (renowned for their pushing and elbowing) invade our territory or something?
What exactly caused Singaporeans to be so ill-mannered, self-centered and pompous? Is it because of the increasing number of unwed/underage Moms?
You know, a few days ago, I was reading the newspapers, and there was this person who wrote into the Forum.
Apparently, this person just had a leg surgery and as a result, he was unable to stand for a very long time.
His leg started aching after standing for about a few minutes in the MRT train, so he hoped somebody would leave his/her seat when the train stopped at a station.
A person who was initially sitting down, eventually alighted, but because of his leg condition, he was walking pretty slowly to the empty seat.
However, a lady had already sat on it as he was walking towards it.
So the man asked the lady politely if she could yield the seat to him, and he also explained that he just had a leg surgery.
Do you know what that screwed-up lady replied?
She yelled, "There are so many sitting passengers here, why does it have to be me??" or something like that.
And after the rest of the sitting passengers overheard the conversation between the both of them, they pretended to sleep!
These people ought to have permanent blood clots in their brains, and I'm being benignant enough already; I could have wrote brain tumours, the ones which cause brain cancers.
Booyah!
Anyway, after working in Nordic European Centre (located at International Business Park) for about one and a half months, I had actually realized something about the working adults there.
The natives made up about seventy percent of the working adults there, while the foreigners, or caucasians to be exact, made up the rest of the percentage for your information.
Well, the caucasians were actually the only ones who were being polite.
Frankly speaking, they rock your panties. They can pwn all Singaporeans already.
They make Singaporeans look so UGLY.
No, I ain't being bias here. This is the truth, so let's face it.
Wenqin and I would usually be the first to open the entrance door, and we would also allow everyone behind us to get out before we closed it.
The caucasians (everyone of them), unfortunately, were the only ones who thanked us.
Those bloody Singaporeans just walked away without saying anything!
Okay, some thanked us, but those are minimal. Dammmmmmmmn.
Oh and also, when the bus we took back to Jurong East MRT station halted, the Singaporean/non-white passengers just dashed towards the doors.
None of them allowed Wenqin and I to join the line when our legs were already on the centre of the bus.
I remember there was once I was alone in the bus, and a/an Italian/French actually gave way to me. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!
That guy was cute too, but he already had a girlfriend. Oh, no.
Just joking, fools.
Umm, I reckon those caucasians were British by the way, because of their accents, and research has shown that British are more well-mannered and courteous than the Americans. So...
It's true. I got offended by the Americans twice; they verbally insulted me in public when we do not know each other AT ALL!
One hit me on the arm so hard that it turned EXTREMELY red (and uttered some vulgarities in the end) while the other dumbfag called me a "STUPID BITCH". Oh you shitty buttholes, to hell with ya.
If you think you're superior just because you're WHITE, uh-uh. You are so wrong.
You jeer at us for having beady eyes, while we Asians laugh for you are more prone to skin cancer. Hah.
And in case any of the goody-goody Americans read this, I wasn't cursing or mocking you.
If you're nice, I'll love you, so don't fret.

I shall talk about racism and discrimination now.

A few months ago, Peiling sent me a piece of old news.
She wanted me to blog about it, so here goes.
I was only eight then, so I don't really know about this race riot that happened in Indonesia (Jakarta) way back in 1998.
Okay, I know the riot had already ended long, long time ago, and it's not really appropriate to bring the matter up again.
But after doing my research on the riot, I think there is a need to blog about it because women were being humiliated then!
Chinese Indonesian women only, to be exact.
What the hell?!
I don't know what's so great about our breasts and vaginas that all men have to go after them.
They are just two bulging fleshes with a black dot on each of them, and a camel toe look-a-like, no?
Meh, I shall blame hormones and fantasies.

This is what Peiling sent me.
Please swallow whatever you're chewing before you scroll down.

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I can't be bothered to translate what is written in Chinese to English because I'm lazy.. and illiterate, so if you're able to comprehend them, GOOD FOR YOU!
Okay, I was the one who censored those obscene areas because they are really disgusting.
I don't care if those pictures are fake, though, because I just want everybody to know what those Indonesian men did to Chinese girls during the riot that lasted for two days (or more, I forgot).
The Indonesians and the Indonesian ethnic Chinese were involved in the riot.
What caused the riot to take place? Well, according to Wikipedia, the Indonesians were just jealous of the Chinese because they are wealthier and more capable than them.
Oh, these Losers with a capital L.
The Indonesians either forced the Chinese girls to strip, or rape them.
One was raped infront of her helpless parents, while some were burnt to death.
Cruel.
I hope those rapists were killed by the 2004 Tsunami, and their bodies never found.
Or if they were washed away alive by the waves, I want their coconuts and elephant trunks to be snapped off by the sharks or crocodiles, and their remainings to be eaten by the Piranhas. Let them have a taste of their own medicine. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

I was at the Critics Hang-out in AsianFanatics', and there was a thread where members discussed about the recent Korean wave in most parts of Asia.
They started digressing after a member voiced his/her opinion about the Japanese.

HAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHHA!!
Oh God, I'm tearing..
These bunch of Japanese reminded me of Mavis Hee, one of our homegrown singers, who demanded a hotel guest to call her "God" early this year.
I am seriously laughing at those self-proclaimed God-related people right now, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Anyway, those Japanese who claimed that they are "sons of God" are so incurably stupid (no offence to Christians).
Like, d'oh. Isn't everybody God's child? I mean, didn't God create all of us?

RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!
This girl must have watched too much Pucca.
I swear I will pimp slap her if I happen to see her on the streets. WOAH!
Hello? Not all Chinese have slanted eyes, my dear, because I have perfectly straight horizontal eyes. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Some Japanese have slanted eyes too, and so do most Korean men.
And what's this shit about the Japanese being "a much more prettier race than the Chinese"? Oh no, that's DEFINITELY not true!
I've seen hideous-looking Japanese on the magazines.
They were so ugly that I nearly covered the monitor screen with my indigested dinner.
Also, what is wrong with being mistaken for a Chinese?
Is Chinese that bad?
Ugggh, everybody hates the Chinese.
Just what exactly have we done?

Who is this Ozawa person, man? 
I don't see any picture or sketch of him on Wikipedia.
Personally, I don't really like the Japanese, probably because of what happened during the WWI and WWII, and also because of this (LMAO, so funny).
Yes, I bear grudges.
All Scorpions are like that. I am born to be this way. What can I do?

I went to the Serious Discussion forum at FMMB and found this picture:

Discuss

I find this picture interesting, haha.
Some of the members there commented that "the white guy walks away because his car is diagonally opposite him," while some commented that "the white guy walks away because a black guy is heading towards him."
I wonder how students would tell their oral examiners if they had to hold a conversation about the picture above. 

Oh, my sister has gotten her PSLE results, but I'm not gonna disclose anything about it here without her permission.
She had this friend she knew from MapleSilly (nicknamed by me, thanks), who enrolled in CHIJ (Toa Payoh).
Before my sister even completed her PSLE, she was already trying to get my sister to make CHIJ (Toa Payoh) one of her six choices of secondary schools.
My monitor was located right beside my sister's, which was why I could see what they were chatting about.
Okay, this irritating friend of hers kept praising her school like nobody's business.
But when my sister told her that she preferred neighbourhood schools, she got worked up.
She said, "If you want to lose your virginity very quickly, you can choose to go to a neighbourhood school lor..."
I was really pissed, man.
What, are you trying to imply that everyone studying in neighbourhood schools is loose and immoral!?
I don't know what her parents told her about neighbourhood schools, but EXCUSE ME, I'M STILL A VIRGIN AFTER FOUR YEARS OF EDUCATION IN HILLY, OK? And believe it or not, even though I am *cough*pretty*cough*, I have never gotten into a relationship, even though I have like a kazillion suitors. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA.
Please ignore the last part if you feel uneasy.
These rich fags are really SHALLOW and GULLIBLE.
I've seen hardcore gangsters from prestigious schools like CCHS.
A few years back, my Dad witnessed an ACS boy hiding in a RGS girl's room when the girl's Mom opened the door.. and God knows what they were doing inside.
So yeah, don't stereotype, because it's really unfair to neighbourhood school students like me.

There are some things I wish to accomplish in the future.
I hope to be the most successful cartoonist in Singapore coming from the Normal Academic stream and a neighbourhood school, to prove to everyone that, hey, neighbourhood school students are not dimwits, alright?
Hahahha, being a cartoonist has been my dream since I was a kid.
Other than that, I want to have my own autobiography. I would write about the obstacles I face in life, including stuffs I had never blogged about.
I bet none of you knew I was that ambitious. LOL!
Go me!

Anyway, enough of racism already.
I don't think I've blogged about this before, but I've sold all my puppies last month.
I wanted to keep Zhong Zhong, but my parents didn't want to.
Oh wells. My Mom managed to contact their new owners, and they had sent me some pictures of my grown-up puppies via e-mail!
Ooooh, they are so cute!

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Cute, eh?
I like Velle's the most.

Okay, I shall end here.
Blog another time!

Bye.

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